Acute Jerk Tolerance Deficiency Syndrome
Acute Jerk Tolerance Deficiency Syndrome or AJTDS is a rare condition, influenced by factors of primarily human origin within one's work environment. It is characterized by refusal to react positively to triggers, such as pathogens and irritants.
Signs and symptoms
Some people with AJTDS rarely experience symptoms, usually in response to triggers, whereas, in contaminated environments, others may have clearly marked and persistent symptoms.
It is widely documented that 99.97%[1] of affected parties go back to their normal physiological and psychological levels as soon as pathogens are removed from their surrounding environment.
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Prevention
Right. Let's do some prevention, before HR gets a heart attack. AJTDS is not an actual disease and I don't suffer from it. It's something weird I made up to grab attention and track CV performance. Whoopsie! Smile for the camera ;)
Now that you've seen I'm a resourceful lad, albeit slightly cynical, shall we already have a word? My contact details are on the same CV page that brought you here.
References
Citations
- Trustorey, Fabulus, Dr. (2014). "A work environment paradigm shift: The discovery of AJTDS and how it affects modern day workforce", p. 62
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